Dear Pad Thai,

.... why must you hate me...


I keep trying to make you at home... I really want things to work out! I mean I'm always trying so hard... and every time you let me down. I'm beginning to think this relationship isn't working pad thai... I think we need to break up... you're too high maintenance... either too sweet, or just coming out bland... You are always so good when we eat out... yet at home when it's just you and me, it's just not working. I left you a box to put all your stuff in, please be gone by the time I get home tonight.

Love,
Steph chows...